1 Minute of World Peace 2017 was held on Oct. 7, 2017...
NO, I mean, edge-of-a-meltdown, losing-your-marbles, cursing-out-random-strangers stressed?
Like, the best idea you’ve had all day is a ginormous cocktail… and it’s only 9:30 a.m.?
I am here to turn your AAARRRGGGHHHH to AAAaaaahhhhhhh….
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had a glass o’ vino when I’m in my yoga pants, well…. I could buy Donald Trump new hair!
But you can’t solve life’s frustrations with shiraz every night.
Your Mom will judge you.
And no one can handle that.
And don’t forget some cocktail recipes.
This is the place to just feel way damn better about life in general.
And my weekly-ish newsletter that will include:
Straight into your inbox, once a week-ish.
Or worse: no hubby or kids, and you’ve gotta primp for yet another nightmare first date.
Either way, sometimes life seriously sucks, right?
You gotta eat right, call Mom, get enough sleep, get some exercise, walk the dog… sigh.
and I want you to download it as your wallpaper on your phone, so I can remind you constantly
I really want you to sign onto my email list so I can bombard you with incredible offers for fake Viagra. Totally kidding!!! I’d never disrespect you like that.
And sometimes there’ll be cocktail recipes, news of what I’m doing, and offers to make your life happier, easier and more amusing. And sometimes haiku poetry. I just roll that way. Bring the cheezy puns.
Well, since you wanted to know more about me, I’ll tell you the truth:
Eventually, we, together, will change the World to a happier, calmer, more reasonable place. There’ll be monthly events for this, and proceeds will go to not-for-profits.
(Ding ding ding!!! You totally had Create World Peace AND Give to Charity on your To-Do List, didn’t you? Yep, done and done.)
Be patient. World Peace will probably take a bit of time. But that’s cool, as we’ll have a thousand laughs on the way there.